The Course You Never Knew You Needed
Everyone wants to write better...
...This course will teach you the opposite...

Let me tell you what this course will not do.


This course will NOT:

  • Teach you to write better.
  • Show you how to perfect every sentence.
  • Help you write that one amazing piece that will get you noticed.


In fact, it will teach you the opposite.


This course will teach you how to write bad.


Now I know what you're thinking...

Why would I want that, James?

Over the last year I've obsessively researched the real problems that people have with writing. I've invited thousands of people to email me with their biggest struggles. One thing kept coming up.


But it was never what people thought their real problem was. Here's what they said...

My biggest struggle is...


...Overthinking it.

...Being a perfectionist prevents me from even beginning to write in the first place.

...Trusting that all the effort will result in something worthy.

...the fear of showing my work to others. I just feel that I am showing them an imperfect draft.

...I'm always scared to commit to paper. I am always worried that it won't make sense.

...fearing I'm not good enough.

...I can't seem to finish anything because if I do, I'll "have to" publish the piece and face criticism. And I DO know this is how I will grow, but I struggle overcoming this fear.

...overcorrecting.

...Getting out of the creative flow and overthinking what it is being written.

...perfectionism and getting a consistent output.

...constantly worrying if what I’m writing is good enough or if it makes any sense and if anybody would read what I put out and if it’s good enough to be out.

...being a maximizer. I try to come up with the perfect combination of words in the perfect order and it takes forever. I could spend 18 hours writing a four-page essay. Since it takes so long, I’ve always dreaded writing.

...I hate everything I've written.... It's always difficult to write when I know I'm about to create a bad piece.

...lacking in confidence. Not getting started.

...I believe ‘I'm not good enough to be a paid writer, that’s what other people do’ ...I guess it's because I'm a perfectionist.

...I start to write, don't like the sentences, rewrite, start again.

...Self-Doubt.

Every one of the people have the same problem...

But it is NOT the problem that they think it is.

You were maybe reading those quotes thinking "hey, that's me."


And if you were, I bet you think the solution is the same as all those people:


You're thinking "I need to learn how to write better." But that's not what you need.


What you need is the opposite.

You need to learn How to Write Bad.

You need to learn how to write without self-criticism.


Write without judging your own words as you write.


Write without worrying about what people think.


Write without overthinking.


You need to crush perfectionism before it crushes you.


I'm not going to hard sell you, my friend. If you're still reading, you know you have a problem with perfectionism. You know that it's holding you back, preventing you from reaching your full potential as a writer.


All you want to know is:


Can I help you?

I've been writing for the last twenty years.


But I never used to do anything with it. I was scared of criticism, scared of putting myself out there, scared it wasn't good enough.


Literally nothing happened.


My words just sat there, in my head or on the page, and nobody read them. Because I never published. It wasn't perfect so I couldn't.


Then I overcame my fear. I started publishing. Two years since I crushed my perfectionism and:


  • I've published a children's book that sold 3,993 copies in 6 months.
  • I've written a thread that was seen by 8 million people.
  • I've sent emails that made me $2,621 in 3 days.


And the impact has been amazing.


  • I've built a Twitter account with 100,149 followers.
  • I've built an email list with 4,446 subscribers.
  • I've made $35,931 from a single ghostwriting client.


All because I stopped worrying about "perfect" and focused on publishing.


I learned how to write bad, not worry about, publish it, and write better next time.


And now I've downloaded all my understanding into a short video course that will teach you to do the same.


What will you get inside?


  • Module 1: Fix your mindset, where you'll learn:
    • The biggest problem with perfectionism that will make you miserable.
    • The obscure Bible verse that should be your writing motto... even though it's nothing to do with writing.
    • The glaringly obvious metaphor that uncovers all the problems with your approach to writing.
    • Why 95% or more of writers are practicing their craft the wrong way and how to really improve.
    • The awful problem with the common advice to write a "shitty first draft" that will stop your writing career ever taking off.
    • What the dutch post-impressionist painter Vincent Van Gogh can teach you about writing better.
  • Module 2: Focus your purpose, where you'll learn:
    • What every literary writer gets wrong about learning to write better 
    • The true secret to success as a writer, and why it's writing BAD books.
    • Why you're fixing the wrong mistakes (and how to fix that). This one lesson will save you years of wasted time if you apply it.
    • The well-known force that drives success (it isn't the quality of the writing) and how to leverage it to make real money writing.
  • Module 3: F**K your critics, where you'll learn:
    • How to ignore your critics by realising they don't actually exist!
    • The secret success tactic of really stupid people
    • Why you should celebrate your bad reviews
  • BONUS module: how I wrote it, where you'll learn:
    • How I created this entire course with 18 hours of work, and no, I never used ChatGPT.
    • The one powerful tool I recommend to create courses like this one that actually get used.
    • The never before shared writing process I followed to write the scripts.
    • Why I will never use a VA to help me build my courses.


And no.


There are no refunds.


It's $33 people, if that is going to break the bank then please do not buy this course. This course will not make you money. It will not "teach you a valuable skill". It will not "make you 100x your initial investment".


There are no guarantees either.


Again, if that's a problem, go buy someone else's course.


But if you work through this material and apply it, you will find yourself writing better, faster, and you will be much happier too. Because you'll finally understand...


...The key to writing well is learning How to Write Bad.


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